Lots of older people don’t get it, like my parents, THAT TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS THE LITERARY EQUIVALENT TO SHOUTING. YOU KNOW, LIKE SCREAMING AT YOUR EYES. And just last year the US Navy made the switch to mixed case in their message traffic. Will the wonders of modern computers and Internet etiquette never cease 😉
|Buy one, get one free.
|Both are half price.
|First is free, second you pay for, provided they have stock.
|If you buy one, you will buy a second one at gun point.
|What?! You want more than one?! Go out and take it.